Japanese PTQ results - as translated by Google Chrome

So my friend Garrett was perusing PTQ results for the current Extended season and came across this one from a Japanese site.  The names on the left hand side of the screen are the Google Chrome translated names.  The ones on the right are the English names for those cards.  Some of the translations are pretty funny.

For example:

Beast phase Sherman - Fauna Shaman

shall destroy the land - Realm Razer

Enjoy.

PTQ Nagoya in Higashikanagawa　Top 8 deck lists　109 official participants held Extended 2011/2/11

Masaru Masaru　toucan　red, green and white Tosya Beatdown

Main 61 Photos

2 "Plain / Plains"

2 "Mountain / Mountain"

4 "Forest / Forest "

4 "Dry Plateau / Arid Mesa (ZE)"

3 "misty rain / Misty Rainforest (ZE)"

2 "copper graben / Copperline Gorge ( SM ) "

2 "border Mino Shigeru razor / Razorverge Thicket ( SM ) "

2 "raging gorge / Raging Ravine (WW)"

A "wild forest Active / Stirring Wildwood (WW)"

2 "step Sejiri / Sejiri Steppe (WW)"

1 "when the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

An "ever-changing land 広漠Naru / Terramorphic Expanse (M11)"

3 "noble Sheikh / Noble Hierarch (CO)"

3 "Birds of Paradise / Birds of Paradise (M11)"

4 "Beast phase Sherman / Fauna Shaman (M11) "

4 "A flock of Kuasaru Mage / Qasali Pridemage ( AR ) "

A "mystic stone blacksmith / Stoneforge Mystic (WW)"

4 "cunning sparks Mage / Cunning Sparkmage (WW) "

4 "Knight of the Reliquary / Knight of the Reliquary (CO)"

4 "Ivy Revenge / Vengevine (RE)"

4 "braided hair Blood Elf / Bloodbraid Elf ( AR ) "

1 " Basilisk collar / Basilisk Collar (WW) "

A "Sword of body and soul / Sword of Body and Mind ( SM ) "

2 ", Knight-Errant Elspeth / Elspeth, Knight-Errant (SA)"

Side

A "swamp Bojuka / Bojuka Bog (WW)"

3 "The road to exile / Path to Exile (CO) "

2 "electric arc traces / Arc Trail ( SM ) "

2 "gas dock Teague / Gaddock Teeg (LR)"

A "Sword of body and soul / Sword of Body and Mind ( SM ) "

A "sacred power lines / Leyline of Sanctity (M11)"

2 "The Killer Angels Evil / Baneslayer Angel (M11)"

A "monument of Eldrazi / Eldrazi Monument (ZE)"

A "sun Titan / Sun Titan (M11) "

1 "shall destroy the land / Realm Razer (SA)"

Yoshihiro Ooneda black green runner "Ooze Necrosis / Necrotic Ooze ( SM ) "shoot" Heartfelt "

Main 60

5 "Swamp / Swamp"

5 "Forest / Forest "

4 "Leaf Palace / Gilt- Leaf Palace (LR) "

4 "twilight mire / Twilight Mire (ET) "

4 "Catacombs of the fresh / Verdant Catacombs (ZE)"

2 "reflecting pond / Reflecting Pool ( SH ) "

4 "bird of paradise / Birds of Paradise (M11)"

4 "The dedication Druid / Devoted Druid ( SH ) "

4 "Beast phase Sherman / Fauna Shaman (M11) "

4 "large explosion Mage / Mage Fulminator ( SH ) "

3 "spike rachis / Quillspike (ET)"

4 "Ooze Necrosis / Necrotic Ooze ( SM ) "

A "tail Masticore Molten / Masticore Molten-Tail ( SM ) "

A "large cry / Shriekmaw (LR)"

1 "Thornling / Thornling (CO)"

A "spooky Poppet / Grim Poppet ( SH ) "

4 " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

2 "Rite of Consumption / Rite of Consumption ( SH ) "

An "order of the primal / Primal Command (LR)"

2 "vertices of the green sun / Green Sun's Zenith (MB)"

Side

4 Request "Nature / Nature's Claim (WW)"

3 "Sako Tsuyoshi / Duress (M11)"

3 "throat aim / Go for the Throat (MB)"

4 "harassment in the kitchen shop / Kitchen Finks ( SH ) "

A "cloud hit / Cloudthresher (LR)"

Green, black and white show the semifinals Matsumoto beat down " Kameko beat Russia "

Main 60

2 "Plain / Plains"

2 "Swamp / Swamp"

3 "Forest / Forest "

4 "Catacombs of the fresh / Verdant Catacombs (ZE)"

2 " Wetlands of flats / Marsh Flats (ZE) "

3 "Fetid Heath / Fetid Heath (ET)"

2 "twilight mire / Twilight Mire (ET) "

4 "razor Mino Shigeru Sakai / Razorverge Thicket ( SM ) "

1 "Murmuring Bosk / Murmuring Bosk ( MT ) "

4 "Noble Sheikh / Noble Hierarch (CO)"

4 "hollow rower of the tide / Tidehollow Sculler (SA)"

4 "A flock of Kuasaru Mage / Qasali Pridemage ( AR ) "

Three "mystic stone blacksmith / Stoneforge Mystic (WW)"

4 "Stillmoon Cavalier / Stillmoon Cavalier (ET)"

4 "Colossus Chameleon / Chameleon Colossus ( MT ) "

3 "hit the clouds / Cloudthresher (LR)"

4 " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

2 "The road to exile / Path to Exile (CO) "

2 bombs "Masu Susumu / Ratchet Bomb ( SM ) "

2 "body and the spirit sword / Sword of Body and Mind ( SM ) "

A "feast and famine Sword / Sword of Feast and Famine (MB)"

Side

4 "deer skin large airports / Great Sable Stag (M10)"

4 "large explosion Mage / Mage Fulminator ( SH ) "

3 "harassment of the kitchen shop / Kitchen Finks ( SH ) "

2 "Kill Memory / Memoricide ( SM ) "

2 "Fracturing Gust / Fracturing Gust ( SH ) "

Hiroki Sawa semifinals　Yuichi low white, red, green beatdown "ARIA"

Main 61 Photos

3 "Plains / Plains"

2 "Mountain / Mountain"

3 "Forest / Forest "

4 "Dry Plateau / Arid Mesa (ZE)"

3 "Catacombs of the fresh / Verdant Catacombs (ZE)"

3 "razor Mino Shigeru Sakai / Razorverge Thicket ( SM ) "

2 "copper graben / Copperline Gorge ( SM ) "

2 "raging gorge / Raging Ravine (WW)"

A "wild forest Active / Stirring Wildwood (WW)"

A "step Sejiri / Sejiri Steppe (WW)"

1 "when the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

3 "noble Sheikh / Noble Hierarch (CO)"

3 "Birds of Paradise / Birds of Paradise (M11)"

4 "Beast phase Sherman / Fauna Shaman (M11) "

4 "A flock of Kuasaru Mage / Qasali Pridemage ( AR ) "

A "mystic stone blacksmith / Stoneforge Mystic (WW)"

4 "Knight of the Reliquary / Knight of the Reliquary (CO)"

3 " Mirrodin 's crusade / Mirran Crusader (MB) "

A "cunning spark Mage / Cunning Sparkmage (WW) "

4 "Ivy Revenge / Vengevine (RE)"

4 "braided hair Blood Elf / Bloodbraid Elf ( AR ) "

1 " Basilisk collar / Basilisk Collar (WW) "

A "Sword of body and soul / Sword of Body and Mind ( SM ) "

A "feast and famine Sword / Sword of Feast and Famine (MB)"

1 "Revenge Ajani / Ajani Vengeant (SA)"

A "reservoir of bone / Bonehoard (MB)"

Side

A "swamp Bojuka / Bojuka Bog (WW)"

1 Request "Nature / Nature's Claim (WW)"

2 "electric arc traces / Arc Trail ( SM ) "

2 "gas dock Teague / Gaddock Teeg (LR)"

2 "cunning spark Mage / Cunning Sparkmage (WW) "

Two "harass ya kitchen / Kitchen Finks ( SH ) "

An "indomitable retinue / Escort Dauntless ( AR ) "

1, "Defenders of the silence, Rinvara / Linvala, Keeper of Silence (RE)"

1 "Evil Killer Angels / Baneslayer Angel (M11)"

A "growl grudge / Spitebellows ( MT ) "

1 "shall destroy the land / Realm Razer (SA)"

Show details for Ito, Acer青黒quarterfinals Fairy "Dimir Beatdown "

Main 60

2 "Island / Island"

3 "Swamp / Swamp"

4 "Secluded Glen / Secluded Glen (LR)"

4 "creeping tar pit / Creeping Tar Pit (WW) "

4 "dark sides of slip / Darkslick Shores ( SM ) "

3 "sunken ruins / Sunken Ruins ( SH ) "

4 "Mutavault / Mutavault ( MT ) "

2 "When the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

3 "jam spell sprites / Spellstutter Sprite (LR) "

3 "Ven Dili on Trio / Vendilion Clique ( MT ) "

4 "bind cabal of fog / Mistbind Clique (LR)"

3 " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

2 "undermining look / Disfigure (ZE)"

A "hearing Kojirekku / Inquisition of Kozilek (RE)"

4 "flower bitter / Bitterblossom ( MT ) "

3 "leakage Mana / Mana Leak (M11)"

3 "throat aim / Go for the Throat (MB)"

2 "Bellellen Geis / Jace Beleren (M11)"

2 "feast and famine Sword / Sword of Feast and Famine (MB)"

4 "mysterious order / Cryptic Command (LR)"

Side

1 "when the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

A " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

A "hearing Kojirekku / Inquisition of Kozilek (RE)"

4 bombs "Masu Susumu / Ratchet Bomb ( SM ) "

A "frozen / Flashfreeze (M11)"

4 " Vampire Night Eagle / Vampire Nighthawk (ZE) "

3 "Sower of Temptation / Sower of Temptation (LR)"

Keiji Takahashi 青黒 control the last eight white "No Thopter"

Main 60

3 "Plains / Plains"

An "Island / Island"

2 "Swamp / Swamp"

4 "creeping tar pit / Creeping Tar Pit (WW) "

2 "colonnade of heaven / Celestial Colonnade (WW)"

4 " wetlands of flats / Marsh Flats (ZE) "

4 "dark sides of slip / Darkslick Shores ( SM ) "

2 "Gate Mystic / Mystic Gate ( SH ) "

2 "Fetid Heath / Fetid Heath (ET)"

2 "When the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

4 "hollow rower of the tide / Tidehollow Sculler (SA)"

4 "harassment in the kitchen shop / Kitchen Finks ( SH ) "

2 "Ven Dili on Trio / Vendilion Clique ( MT ) "

2 "Solar Titan / Sun Titan (M11) "

4 " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

3 "The road to exile / Path to Exile (CO) "

3 "leakage Mana / Mana Leak (M11)"

3 bomb "Masu Susumu / Ratchet Bomb ( SM ) "

2 "throat aim / Go for the Throat (MB)"

4 " Esper Charm / Esper Charm (SA) "

1 "Bellellen Geis / Jace Beleren (M11)"

2 "The spirit of ticks, Jace / Jace, the Mind Sculptor (WW)"

Side

A "road to exile / Path to Exile (CO) "

A "fumigation / Smother (WW)"

1 "edge of doom / Doom Blade (M11) "

1 "throat aim / Go for the Throat (MB)"

2 "large explosion Mage / Mage Fulminator ( SH ) "

4 "Kill Memory / Memoricide ( SM ) "

3 "Day of Judgement / Day of Judgment (M11)"

1 "Great Demon Guru Erendora Valley / Glen Elendra Archmage (ET)"

1 " Gideon - Jura / Gideon Jura (RE) "

Black, red, green, Cascade quarterfinals Ryousuke amino mass beat down "Hey, Hagiwara shine?"

Main 60

3 "Swamp / Swamp"

1 "Mountain / Mountain"

2 "Forest / Forest "

4 "copper graben / Copperline Gorge ( SM ) "

3 "black cliffs crack / Blackcleave Cliffs ( SM ) "

3 "raging gorge / Raging Ravine (WW)"

2 "nail frontier Lava / Lavaclaw Reaches (WW)"

4 "savage land / Savage Lands (SA)"

4 "Catacombs of the fresh / Verdant Catacombs (ZE)"

4 "decaying Hill / Putrid Leech ( AR ) "

4 "buds default Rinakusu / Sprouting Thrinax (SA) "

4 "curse professional art / Anathemancer ( AR ) "

4 "braided hair Blood Elf / Bloodbraid Elf ( AR ) "

4 " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

4 "Lightning / Lightning Bolt (M11) "

4 "Blightning / Blightning (SA)"

4 "Large eddy pulsations / Maelstrom Pulse ( AR ) "

2 "Bituminous Blast / Bituminous Blast ( AR ) "

Side

2 "Sako Tsuyoshi / Duress (M11)"

2 " naturalization / Naturalize (M11) "

3 "airports of deer skin / Great Sable Stag (M10)"

3 "Jund Charm / Jund Charm (SA)"

3 "perversely Baloth / Obstinate Baloth (M11)"

2, "a young dragon flock / Broodmate Dragon (SA)"

8 Best　Suzuki　Akiyoshi青黒 Fairy

Main 60

4 "Island / Island"

2 "Swamp / Swamp"

4 "Secluded Glen / Secluded Glen (LR)"

4 "creeping tar pit / Creeping Tar Pit (WW) "

4 "dark sides of slip / Darkslick Shores ( SM ) "

2 "sunken ruins / Sunken Ruins ( SH ) "

4 "Mutavault / Mutavault ( MT ) "

2 "When the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

4 "jam spell sprites / Spellstutter Sprite (LR) "

3 "Ven Dili on Trio / Vendilion Clique ( MT ) "

4 "bind cabal of fog / Mistbind Clique (LR)"

4 " fence thinking / Thoughtseize (LR) "

2 "Smoke Pepper / Peppersmoke (LR)"

2 "undermining look / Disfigure (ZE)"

4 "flower bitter / Bitterblossom ( MT ) "

2 "leak Mana / Mana Leak (M11)"

2 "throat aim / Go for the Throat (MB)"

A "feast and famine Sword / Sword of Feast and Famine (MB)"

4 "mysterious order / Cryptic Command (LR)"

2 "The spirit of ticks, Jace / Jace, the Mind Sculptor (WW)"

Side

2 "When the ground / Tectonic Edge (WW)"

2 "pierced spell / Spell Pierce (ZE)"

2 "Smoke Pepper / Peppersmoke (LR)"

2 bombs "Masu Susumu / Ratchet Bomb ( SM ) "

3 " Vampire Night Eagle / Vampire Nighthawk (ZE) "

2 "Sower of Temptation / Sower of Temptation (LR)"

2 " worm coil engine / Wurmcoil Engine ( SM ) "